{"id":7571,"date":"2018-01-19T09:11:02","date_gmt":"2018-01-19T16:11:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.parkrag.com\/?p=7571"},"modified":"2018-01-19T09:11:02","modified_gmt":"2018-01-19T16:11:02","slug":"invocation-for-the-sundance-film-festival-visitor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/v2.parkrag.com\/index.php\/2018\/01\/19\/invocation-for-the-sundance-film-festival-visitor\/","title":{"rendered":"Invocation for the Sundance Film Festival Visitor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Thank you<\/strong> oh thank you Sundance Film Festival Visitor.<br \/>\n<strong>Thank you<\/strong> for the millions of dollars you bring to our community <em>each<\/em> year.<br \/>\n<strong>Thank you<\/strong> for screening films, so the rest of us can watch them on Netflix.<br \/>\n<strong>Thank you<\/strong> for taking every hotel room, so we can ski fresh powder.<br \/>\n<strong>Thank you<\/strong> for paying a $100 for a burrito, so our restaurants can survive.<\/p>\n<p><strong>May<\/strong> <strong>you<\/strong> find a town that has metamorphosed into just what you want, for at least a couple of weeks.<br \/>\n<strong>May<\/strong> <strong>you<\/strong> actually listen to Robert Redford&#8217;s opening remarks, because they actually mean something.<br \/>\n<strong>May<\/strong> <strong>you<\/strong> get six inches of snow tonight, so Park City appears to be the place you think it is.<br \/>\n<strong>May<\/strong> <strong>you<\/strong> have rented a 4WD, in case you actually get that six inches of snow.<br \/>\n<strong>May<\/strong> <strong>you<\/strong> not experience a drug overdose, on Main Street, at some club at 3AM.<br \/>\n<strong>May<\/strong> <strong>you<\/strong> not get Harvey Weinstein&#8217;d in that same club at 4AM.<br \/>\n<strong>May<\/strong> <strong>you<\/strong> treat locals you meet with respect, or at least not be a complete douchebag.<br \/>\n<strong>May<\/strong> <strong>you<\/strong> find the perfect pair of fur underwear at Alaskan Fur.<br \/>\n<strong>May<\/strong> <strong>you<\/strong> find some meaning (any meaning) in the respect rally.<br \/>\n<strong>May<\/strong> <strong>you<\/strong> know how to perform a zipper merge on Highway 248.<br \/>\n<strong>May<\/strong> <strong>your<\/strong> wardrobe include something besides black, since the PIB monicker is getting really old.<\/p>\n<p><b>So, thank you<\/b> oh thank you visitor to the Sundance Film Festival.<br \/>\n<b>While<\/b> many of us will do everything we can to avoid you,<br \/>\n<b>We<\/b> do appreciate that you come.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you oh thank you Sundance Film Festival Visitor. Thank you for the millions of dollars you bring to our community each year. Thank&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v2.parkrag.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7571"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v2.parkrag.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v2.parkrag.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v2.parkrag.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v2.parkrag.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/v2.parkrag.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v2.parkrag.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v2.parkrag.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v2.parkrag.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}